Nothing ever happens if you don't get hurt

chrisbroughton:

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

This is the past 20 years in a nut shell

(Source: cornerofyourmum, via hurrrl-scout)

ziggymalik:

thevirginharry:

imagine sexting in the shrek font

(via thelostpotato)

thekingofholmeschapel:

i feel like when harry was little he’d steal gemma’s tea set and have a tea party with all his stuffed animals, and he’d pour them all tea and talk to them and ask them questions like, “mr. giraffe, why the long face??” and then he’d giggle to himself about all the funny jokes he cracked at tea

(via dinnerwiththestylinsonss)

stylinsmut:

if u are mean to harry styles then louis tomlinson will shit on ur entire life 

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psychocereals:

jessica-the-human:

kosmicwheel:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOUR

PUNS

I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.

Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.

you little shits.

(via wholockedalchemistfromkonoha)

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

(Source: hommos, via wholockedalchemistfromkonoha)

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

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